Let's get holy! (topic by OCB)

**Cataferal** · March 9th, 2004, 04:35 AM

(This is OCB here! Not Ral-kun!!)

My borthers! I can't spell! Why? Becuase i knw the wonders of being one with the lord and never to enjoy me pleasurtre. If you wamnrt to joino me in my shakey non pleaurseable ways, read this site andbecome holy1!

**mrwiseman** · March 9th, 2004, 11:01 AM

LMAO, that's bullshit, I pity the fool who wrote that. Or maybe it's that he was impotent so he doesn't want others to enjoy their pleasure thing. I'd also like to ask that ghuy how's possible that his god gave him his little soldier, then he's sending him to the cauldron if he uses it (other than to overpopulate the world...).

Masturbation feels good and is very healthy, both physically and mentally, and you can do it as many times as you want. I encourage everyone to practice it! Of course this goes for guys and girls with girlfriends and boyfriends as well... Perhaps you can't/don't want to have sex many times a day/week/whatever works for you, but you can still enjoy yourself when you see fit.

**Xellos** · March 9th, 2004, 07:31 PM

ROFL. That has to be a joke page though, it was on the Dolphinsex site.

**mrwiseman** · March 9th, 2004, 08:43 PM

Oh, damn. We should ask puritans to write, "Warning: this is not a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke" in their pages... After browsing so many ludicrous puritan pages which would go as far as saying the Earth is planar, I believed this one.